I am an idiot. Rofl.

Posted by Captain Charismatic

So I’m in a backwater system with two of my accounts missioning to improve my alt’s crappy minmatar standing. I get the mission, The Right Hand of Zazmatazz. Okay, I know for a fact my drake needs help to tank this, so I get my alt in his crappy fit repper Domi, and warp into the mission. As I’ve done this mission before, I know with reps I can take full aggro, so I do.

I launch my alt’s drones, and target the scramfrigs. I attack with my alt’s drones while killing BSs with my Drake. First frig pops, I engage drones…. CONCORD WARNING, WANT TO PASS THIS? I click yes, thinking once again that this is just the aid someone at war thing. Since I’m way the hell out, I know there aren’t any war targets around, and hit yes.

Suddenly, my Domi starts taking damage…. wtf? I look back at its client, and pop goes the domi…. Wat, what?

Even better, without the Domi’s reps, my Drake can’t handle the aggro, gets scrammed, pop goes the drake…. *facepalm*

So what really happened was that aid war person warning was really a “WANNA ATTACK THIS DOOD?” warning. So basically, I accidentally, suicided my Domi on my Drake. Fail. Guess it’s back to ninjaing… I obviously can’t mission correctly….. -sigh-

11 Responses to “I am an idiot. Rofl.”

  1. Anon says:

    ROFL
    Just plink on some rats with a drone or something while you’re ninjaing, you get sec status increases when they get squished, or so I’m told. [citation needed]

  2. Arrhidaeus says:

    I’m embarrassed to know this, but…

    Ravens actually take less time training than Drakes for a missioning alt, and can handle just about every L4 mission out there (including the bonus room of Angel Extravaganza).

    /me hides his face in a paper bag.

  3. :P But I like my drake. And remember, Jerks has constant wars. Drake takes less time getting its ass aligned if a wt comes into system. Means I can go kill them faster and I don’t get scanned down. :)

  4. Arden says:

    hmmm, that was quite fail indeed
    but to err is human
    besides, it’s only a domi

  5. Hobo says:

    The Jerk Gods were most displeased when they learned of your betrayal.

  6. Ercille says:

    I find the entire discussion quite amusing. How’s the replacement Drake I contracted over to you working out Mon Capitan? =)

    Also, Good hunting vs. WTs, other missionrunners, et al.

    Looking forward to more lulz.

  7. Working quite well. I’ve used it mainly to steal people’s objectives when they run off from their own mission when I show up.

  8. Elsy Rolen says:

    Very Good share dude Thank you

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