Achievement Unlocked: Mission Runner Flees Dodixie
Posted by Khalia NestuneI’m just hanging out in station while doing other things on my computer, and talking with some of the other ninjas.
Ninja kiki mo says she has a mission runner who left, can someone come pew the battlecruiser rats for her? She’s kind of new.
So I hop into a tank-fit Apocalypse I have and go to pew the rats. When I get there the mission runner has returned, and opens a chat with me. Thus we get this amusing dialogue:
[ 2010.03.11 07:15:32 ] Khalia Nestune > dude
[ 2010.03.11 07:15:40 ] Khalia Nestune > wtf are you doing in my mission?
[ 2010.03.11 07:15:48 ] Jason Sauders > This is my mission.
[ 2010.03.11 07:15:57 ] Khalia Nestune > no my agent give me this BM
[ 2010.03.11 07:16:05 ] Jason Sauders > Haha, he did me, as well.
[ 2010.03.11 07:16:34 ] Jason Sauders > Wanna fleet up?
[ 2010.03.11 07:16:44 ] Khalia Nestune > already in one with corp boosters
[ 2010.03.11 07:16:50 ] Jason Sauders > HAHA
[ 2010.03.11 07:17:01 ] Jason Sauders > Kiki’s your booster?
[ 2010.03.11 07:17:04 ] Khalia Nestune > … no
[ 2010.03.11 07:17:21 ] Khalia Nestune > you may want to use the ‘show info’ there
[ 2010.03.11 07:17:38 ] Jason Sauders > Huh.
[ 2010.03.11 07:17:54 ] Jason Sauders > Anyway, kiki’s here to rip off the wrecks.
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:03 ] Khalia Nestune > so shoot her
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:16 ] Jason Sauders > Can’t; she’s not looting.
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:20 ] Jason Sauders > Just salvaging.
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:20 ] Khalia Nestune > ahh
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:24 ] Jason Sauders > Yeah.
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:41 ] Jason Sauders > I’ve been trying to do this mission for about an hour; leaving when she warps in so that the rats turn on her.
[ 2010.03.11 07:18:52 ] Jason Sauders > I’m pretty much gonna give up, though it looks like she’ll probably hassel you.
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:01 ] Khalia Nestune > doesn’t seem to be working to well
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:10 ] Jason Sauders > Her ripping off the wrecks?
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:21 ] Khalia Nestune > I meant the warp in / out
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:29 ] Jason Sauders > No, indeed.
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:29 ] Khalia Nestune > she can just come back and check, right?
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:35 ] Jason Sauders > Yes.
[ 2010.03.11 07:19:39 ] Jason Sauders > One would hope she’d give up.
[ 2010.03.11 07:20:01 ] Khalia Nestune > well it does get her isk
[ 2010.03.11 07:20:22 ] Jason Sauders > It does if she can kill the ships.
[ 2010.03.11 07:20:31 ] Jason Sauders > I’m not going to kill them for her; it’s isk taken from me.
[ 2010.03.11 07:20:33 ] Khalia Nestune > well, the salvage
[ 2010.03.11 07:21:55 ] Khalia Nestune > so what do you do if she keeps coming back?
[ 2010.03.11 07:22:50 ] Jason Sauders > I’d rather let the mission lapse. In either case, I’m going to go find an agent in less traveled space. Enjoy my wrecks.
[ 2010.03.11 07:23:19 ] Khalia Nestune > o/
I proceeded to kill all the rats, including the new spawns. Kiki looted and salvaged anything. I got a few million in bounties and a security increase; kiki got plenty of loot.
The Modern Ninja: We yoink your ENTIRE MISSION.
wow, congratulations, you almost ran a mission. you must be getting better at this.
Pure win :)
Oh man, I lol’d,
I wasn’t expecting that at the end.
In soviet russia, ninja run mission!
yet another awesome post
I especially liked the *achievement unlocked: make MR leave system* you sent. It started me thinking about different achievements. These are the achievements I have ‘unlocked’ already…
- Scan down / Find mission runner with large wreck fields (heart was racing, Wow, never seen anything like that before…found out it was Guristas Extravaganza)
- Ninja Salvage 5mil in one mission (After slogging through level 1 & 2 missions on my ‘main’ for months of very intermittent play this was amazing to me)
- Piss off Mission Runner enough to complain in local chat, by only salvaging
- Piss off Mission Runner enough to emit tears in private chat, by only salvaging
- Piss off MR enough to call vulgar names and rage (that was the best, first time I was called a ‘Fucktard’.)
- Ninja Salvage/Loot over 10mil in one mission
- Ninja Salvage/Loot over 25mil in one mission
- Ninja Salvage/Loot over 50mil in one mission
- Have MR concord themselves by shooting at you without aggro
- MR quits mission completely
- MR abandons wrecks to turn them blue, and leaves
- Force MR to shoot every single wreck in a mission
- Steal mission item before MR can get to it
Achievements I have not unlocked yet:
- Ninja Salvage/Loot over 100mil in one mission
- Gank MR after getting shot at
- Successfully ransom mission item back to MR (crew members)
- Russion Achievement Medal: get russian MR to rage at you in russian
- Kill a more T2 ship with a vigil (Velocity Prime is the only one with this award so far I think).
- infiltrate a carebear corp and steal an orca (don’t know if I’ll be getting this one at all…that’s a lot of time to train)
- Find a ship in space and steal it (Khalia just got monkey’s vigil…LOL)
I know there are a lot more achievements to shoot for, such as Ninja achievements in lowsec or nullsec or WH, and even more hilarious milestones/achievements to be had just in Dodixie.
Thanks again for the great time…I’ve had more fun in the past month and a half with Eve ninja salvaging with SN and TEARS members than I did in the previous 9 months on my ‘main’ character, who I was only playing like once in a while because my RL friend is a carebear and had gotten me to play. I had thought Eve was OK, but kind of boring, until I created this ‘alt: kiki mo’ to be a mining character for my friend (and possibly do the same thing as the youtube video “when carebears attack”), so I could pursue more exciting things on my main. Now I hardly play my ‘main’ anymore at all.
P.S. do a google or yahoo search on “Kiki Mo” Translation
Ninja Salvage/Loot over 100mil in one mission
That would be one hell of a achievement. I’m not sure I know ANY missions worth that much in loot+salvage. Maybe a level 5, but those are lowsec only.
So, um. You… ran a mission? Just without the standings, LP, and payout? ;)
The point here is denial of the person’s mission to them. He was forced to cancel his mission and take a standing loss, loss of reward, and loss of bounties. I’ve gotten some good rage on this.
Pure win here! Lots of good ideas on how to annoy MRs. I think the greatest achievement would be to cause MR to rage-self-destruct his own ship and surrender all assets.