Lost In Space: The Tears
Posted by Khalia NestuneWoke up today to my WH to find a Megathron and a Zephyr on scan. Scanned down the mega pretty quickly, and as I arrived cloaked I found the Zephyr arrived too. Went and got into my 100km+ sniper Apoc, returned, killed the Zephyr in seconds and then pewed at the Mega until he warped off. Second Zephyr kill for me! \o/
Then, local comes alive.
tl;dr version: Attempted ransom. Much tears ensue. Targets eventually logoff, and will provide more tears when they log back on.
Highlights:
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:41 ] Roniki > OH PLZ im begging you let me out!!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:29 ] Tyier Estameine > you guys are ASSHOLES
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:05 ] Roniki > PLEASE LISTEN TO ME HOW MUCH WILL IT COST FOR ME TO GET OUT!?
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:23 ] Roniki > cuz i can go to eve seller and buy 200 mil and give you some
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:30 ] Khalia Nestune > o rly?
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:06 ] Tyier Estameine > you guys are the biggest motherfucking douchebags on the face of this plantet
[ 2009.12.19 23:12:46 ] Tyier Estameine > how did you get here?
[ 2009.12.19 23:12:59 ] Roniki > plz help us
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:07 ] Khalia Nestune > help?
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:12 ] Tyier Estameine > yes
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:14 ] Roniki > we are stuck
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:15 ] Tyier Estameine > we need out of here
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:15 ] Khalia Nestune > you didn’t notice the two POSes here?
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:18 ] Khalia Nestune > ah heh
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:22 ] Roniki > no
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:23 ] Tyier Estameine > POS?
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:31 ] Tyier Estameine > its empty when i got here
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:35 ] Tyier Estameine > we want out
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:35 ] Khalia Nestune > yes. this is my WH.
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:40 ] Tyier Estameine > im sorry
[ 2009.12.19 23:13:46 ] Roniki > that zephery was the only thing we had tov get out
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:05 ] Tyier Estameine > please
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:07 ] Tyier Estameine > help
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:08 ] Roniki > can you show us the worm hole to get out plz?
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:09 ] Khalia Nestune > I’ll give you a location of a WH out for… hmmm
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:18 ] Tyier Estameine > we have no money
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:28 ] Khalia Nestune > you have a megathron, you have money
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:31 ] Roniki > any where just in known space
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:42 ] Tyier Estameine > i spent all my money on this thing
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:44 ] Roniki > well i have no money
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:47 ] Tyier Estameine > i has 200k isk
[ 2009.12.19 23:14:51 ] Roniki > thats was my only shoip
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:05 ] Roniki > plz help us
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:15 ] Tyier Estameine > we are begging
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:22 ] Khalia Nestune > you’re not offering me much
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:37 ] Roniki > ill give you 200 thousand
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:39 ] Tyier Estameine > i has some sleeper drone stiff
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:39 ] Khalia Nestune > ok, I know
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:43 ] Roniki > thats all i have
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:44 ] Khalia Nestune > I will ive you a way out
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:48 ] Khalia Nestune > if you eject from the mega
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:56 ] Tyier Estameine > are you serious?
[ 2009.12.19 23:15:59 ] Khalia Nestune > yep.
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:07 ] Tyier Estameine > this is…..
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:10 ] Khalia Nestune > or you can just kill yourselves
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:10 ] Tyier Estameine > my baby
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:12 ] Khalia Nestune > either way
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:21 ] Roniki > i have 5 mil in implants
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:30 ] Tyier Estameine > i cant
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:35 ] Khalia Nestune > well then, which is worth more =)
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:36 ] Roniki > my only reason to get out is too save my implants
[ 2009.12.19 23:16:53 ] Roniki > his onl,y reason to get out is his mega
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:01 ] Tyier Estameine > this is my life here
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:02 ] Roniki > so he cant wiin
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:09 ] Khalia Nestune > of if you can offer something else?
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:14 ] Khalia Nestune > or*
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:21 ] Roniki > we have sleeper componets
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:30 ] Tyier Estameine > some sleeper drone stuff and a few thousand missiles
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:31 ] Roniki > oh wait they in my wreck
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:36 ] Khalia Nestune > I can farm those myself, no thanks
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:45 ] Tyier Estameine > i have some
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:45 ] Roniki > dam it..
[ 2009.12.19 23:17:57 ] Khalia Nestune > welcome to eve, life is hard =)
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:02 ] Tyier Estameine > i know
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:04 ] Roniki > plz just be a kind person and help us
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:09 ] Tyier Estameine > can you even fly the mega?
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:12 ] Khalia Nestune > yep
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:21 ] Tyier Estameine > your amarr
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:32 ] Tyier Estameine > you trained them too?
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:33 ] Khalia Nestune > my buddy, however, is gallente
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:41 ] Roniki > OH PLZ im begging you let me out!!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:42 ] Markus El’kar > yo
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:48 ] Tyier Estameine > please
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:51 ] Tyier Estameine > leyt us out
[ 2009.12.19 23:18:53 ] Markus El’kar > we gonna pew some noobs?
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:03 ] Tyier Estameine > stfu
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:04 ] Khalia Nestune > meh., only if they don’t give us the mega
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:08 ] Roniki > were not gonna get out
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:19 ] Roniki > *crys*
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:29 ] Tyier Estameine > you guys are ASSHOLES
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:33 ] Khalia Nestune > yep. :D
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:42 ] Tyier Estameine > we just want out
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:55 ] Roniki > what do you want to let ME out?
[ 2009.12.19 23:19:56 ] Markus El’kar > so make it worthwhile to us
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:04 ] Tyier Estameine > all my money
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:13 ] Tyier Estameine > and my sleeper components?
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:13 ] Markus El’kar > which is how much?
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:28 ] Tyier Estameine > idk
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:35 ] Roniki > hes going AFK
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:39 ] Roniki > tyier
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:50 ] Khalia Nestune > So here’s the options:
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:55 ] Roniki > so how much will it cost to let me out?
[ 2009.12.19 23:20:58 ] Khalia Nestune > 1) You eject from the mega and I give you a way out
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:01 ] Roniki > ok im listening
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:18 ] Khalia Nestune > 2) You don’t, and I find and shoot you both, and i get the mega anyways
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:28 ] Khalia Nestune > 3) You suicide, and I get the mega wreck again
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:41 ] Khalia Nestune > So do you at least want to keep your implants?
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:56 ] Tyier Estameine > you forgot one
[ 2009.12.19 23:21:59 ] Tyier Estameine > logout
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:05 ] Roniki > he dont have any
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:08 ] Roniki > implants
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:10 ] Khalia Nestune > sure. and get out when and how? :D
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:19 ] Tyier Estameine > ill find a way
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:30 ] Khalia Nestune > without a scanner? haha. no you won’t ;)
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:31 ] Roniki > im the only one with implants
[ 2009.12.19 23:22:43 ] Tyier Estameine > fuck this
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:05 ] Roniki > PLEASE LISTEN TO ME HOW MUCH WILL IT COST FOR ME TO GET OUT!?
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:06 ] Tyier Estameine > you guys are the biggest motherfucking douchebags on the face of this plantet
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:27 ] Khalia Nestune > thanks
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:28 ] Roniki > dont insult them they might let us out
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:45 ] Roniki > but now they will kill you or me or both
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:51 ] Khalia Nestune > Roniki: ok, for you dude, if you can somehow get 25m, I’ll give you the BM out
[ 2009.12.19 23:23:59 ] Tyier Estameine > i swear to god if i ahd ammo i would tear you and your griend there to shreds
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:05 ] Khalia Nestune > 25m is change for me so
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:20 ] Roniki > oh damit i only have 300 k
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:36 ] Khalia Nestune > yeah, see, blowing you up would be worth more
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:45 ] Khalia Nestune > your corpse would be worth at least 300k
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:53 ] Roniki > see?
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:55 ] Johanes Miller > hey, noobs to shoot!
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:02 ] Roniki > now i have zero muny
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:23 ] Roniki > how my corse worth 300 k?
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:26 ] Khalia Nestune > um
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:51 ] Khalia Nestune > yeah, thanks or something, but that only tells me you had 300k, not that you don’t have or can get another 24.7m =)
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:23 ] Roniki > damit i dont know how to prove it but thats all i have
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:43 ] Johanes Miller > mmm corpses
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:53 ] Johanes Miller > need moar in the hangar
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:05 ] Roniki > how long do i have to give you muny?
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:19 ] Khalia Nestune > I want teh mega
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:23 ] Roniki > cuz i can go to eve seller and buy 200 mil and give you some
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:30 ] Khalia Nestune > o rly?
ooh, bannage attempt incoming!
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:41 ] Tyier Estameine > he can
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:44 ] Roniki > yes
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:52 ] Roniki > ive done it efore
DING DING DING
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:59 ] Roniki > so how long?
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:27 ] Tyier Estameine > or ask my firend
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:34 ] Roniki > oh yeah
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:35 ] Tyier Estameine > he can give it to him
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:46 ] Khalia Nestune > sure, if you can come up with the cash
Hoping here for ransom money from friends.
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:55 ] Tyier Estameine > he loaded
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:04 ] Tyier Estameine > he can pay for both of us
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:20 ] Khalia Nestune > that would be fine
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:33 ] Tyier Estameine > so he can pay for me too?
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:38 ] Tyier Estameine > how much will that cost?
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:47 ] Khalia Nestune > hang on a moment
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:25 ] Khalia Nestune > selling rate on a mega is 75m. +25m for the other guy. 100m
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:42 ] Tyier Estameine > ….
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:05 ] Roniki > gah…
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:09 ] Markus El’kar > yaen. let’s just blow these guys. the mega probally has good mods
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:15 ] Roniki > im gonna self distruct
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:31 ] Tyier Estameine > fuck you
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:32 ] Khalia Nestune > eh, it’s their call
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:37 ] Tyier Estameine > your not getting shit for money
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:50 ] Tyier Estameine > hell you wont even give it to us
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:51 ] Roniki > well bye
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:55 ] Khalia Nestune > works for me, I’ll feast on your wreck and corpses
[ 2009.12.19 23:32:04 ] Roniki > *self distructs*
[ 2009.12.19 23:32:04 ] Tyier Estameine > jack asses
[ 2009.12.19 23:32:11 ] Tyier Estameine > WTF Y!!??!?!?!
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:55 ] Khalia Nestune > if you can manage to get the money, I’ll be waiting
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:08 ] Tyier Estameine > i wont pay you
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:13 ] Tyier Estameine > nobody will
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:20 ] Tyier Estameine > you wont let us out
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:21 ] Roniki > im leaving
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:24 ] Tyier Estameine > obviously
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:27 ] Khalia Nestune > oh, I will let you out.
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:38 ] Khalia Nestune > not going to risk future ransoms
[ 2009.12.19 23:34:46 ] Tyier Estameine > i refuse
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:40 ] Khalia Nestune > that destruct must be taking a while Roniki, as your capsule is still there
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:32 ] Tyier Estameine > your corp isnt pirates
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:43 ] Tyier Estameine > your wormhole exploreres
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:09 ] Johanes Miller > we’ll take what we can get
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:28 ] Tyier Estameine > FUCK YOU!
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:30 ] Roniki > im leaving
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:38 ] Khalia Nestune > yeah, you said that 10 minutes ago
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:40 ] Khalia Nestune > go ahead
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:56 ] Roniki > well for ome reason i cant log out
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:01 ] Khalia Nestune > This is Eve. We don’t give a shit.
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:04 ] Roniki > grr…
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:19 ] Khalia Nestune > go play Wow if you want people who care
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:29 ] Roniki > oh i know ill just unplug my lap top from internet
[ 2009.12.19 23:44:11 ] Tyier Estameine > hah hes gone
[ 2009.12.19 23:44:23 ] Johanes Miller > *shrug*
[ 2009.12.19 23:44:28 ] Johanes Miller > he’s still stuck
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:20 ] Khalia Nestune > so
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:24 ] Tyier Estameine > bye
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:27 ] Tyier Estameine > you assholes
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:27 ] Khalia Nestune > maybe we could reach some other deal
I’ve warped to him with a stealth bomber. Unfortunately, while I try to distract him, I get uncloaked (argh) and my gank attempt fails when he warps off.
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:33 ] Khalia Nestune > what else might you offer?
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:38 ] Tyier Estameine > nothing
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:40 ] Tyier Estameine > so fuck off
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:46 ] Khalia Nestune > no? not even to save the mega?
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:54 ] Tyier Estameine > fine what deal
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:00 ] Khalia Nestune > well, offer me something
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:20 ] Tyier Estameine > ancient coordinates
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:28 ] Tyier Estameine > neural netowork
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:38 ] Tyier Estameine > sleeper data library
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:43 ] Khalia Nestune > meh
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:45 ] Tyier Estameine > and 1320 missiles
[ 2009.12.19 23:47:00 ] Tyier Estameine > alright
[ 2009.12.19 23:47:02 ] Tyier Estameine > fuck off
*He logs*