Blewzmann, Part II: Impotent Ragetears
Posted by Paul ClavetKahega received the following Eve mail from Blewzmann, the WT who he wtfpwned a while back in a multi-billion ISK battlecruiser:
Yes I do have some nice friends here. I hope you and I don’t meet again becasue you would not have taken that drake if I was there. I truly hope you feel like you accomplished something by killing a pilotless ship. Man that must have taken courage. Anyway punk from here on I will block your eve mail from coming to my mailbox. I hiope that your nuts falloff and you get podded. Yeah I am over the initial shock as you can tell from you being such a puss and doing what you did. Next time try and do the right thing unless you are that screwed up that you cannot do it.
OK kids, let’s role play for a moment.
I’m Blewzmann. I’ve borrowed ISK from my corpmates to fit out a 2 billion ISK active-tank faction-fit battlecruiser.
Somewhere along the line, my alliance gets pwned a couple of times by your alliance, so my leet PvP pilots take it on themselves to declare war on you. They either don’t warn me or don’t care about what will happen when you find me, so I undock for missions in my redonkulously expensive fail-fit battlecruiser.
While I’m slowly working through a mission, my wife calls me and wants me to help her with the grandkids. I love my family, so I dutifully go AFK and help. I don’t bother docking up because, hey, it’s not like my alliance is at war with an alliance that probably represents the best combat scanning pilot pool in empire space.
Well, you find me, and pop me, and it’s such a loss that I’m too numb to really get angry at first.
Time passes. My corpmates, who promised you doom and me replacement faction modules, haven’t made good on either of those commitments. Worse, now they’re leaning on me for all the money that they loaned me as an investment. Turns out the Ninjas are killing them nearly 3:1 on an ISK basis, and they need the money for more throwaway T2 ships.
End exercise. I almost felt bad for Blewzmann. Almost. Now it looks like he’s following the techniques used by his corpmates: Don’t get even, get mad.
I especially like that he’s not evening threatening revenge. All he wants is something generally bad to happen to Kahega. Impotent ragetears. The best kind of tears by far.
Blewzmann, if you want revenge, feel free to fit up another multi-billion ISK battlecruiser, and arrange a 1v1 against Kahega. I’m sure that he would be happy to prove to you that, no, it wouldn’t have made a difference if you’d been present to pilot your ship. You simply would not have put out enough DPS to break his tank, and your capacitor wouldn’t have been large enough to shield boost you through his torpedoes. If you want to succeed in this game, I suggest that you abandon the losers that don’t care about you getting killed, and forget this notion of more expensive == better that someone has maliciously planted in your head. Fun fact: Kahega could replace his ship, with insurance, about 30 times with the money he made from your “obviously superior” ship. In short, the reason you fail is you. You should know better by now. Stop failing.
10/10
“I don’t bother docking up because, hey, it’s not like my alliance is at war with an alliance that probably represents the best combat scanning pilot pool in empire space.”
QFT
Poor Blewzmann. All he wanted to do was run some missions and his alliance had to go ruin it for him.
I have no sympathy for a failure member of a failure alliance who goes AFK with a 2b ISK battleship while at war.
Doing a SOLO mission, with a 2 billion fail-fit Drake, when AT WAR……………
He deserve to lose 200000000000 billions, and more.