My Loot, Your Tears

Velocity Prime posts some awesome tears left on his blog. If you don’t have his blog bookmarked, then I suggest you fix that.

I will now break down the post and respond to it as if it were mine to respond to.

Your right, i found this site looking for ideas to use against your scummy occupation.

Here’s one! Don’t shoot at Ninjas. Bad things happen.

I find Ninja Salvaging a nasty enterprise. If i were to liken it to a crime outside Eve, I would put it right up there with beating up a kid for his pocket money. It wouldn’t surprise me if all of you did that anyway if I’m honest. Actually it wouldn’t surprise me if the lot of you get off causing others pain.

Hows that for a comment.

Imagining your e-opponent to be a bad person in RL is always handy when you want to make your video game rage feel morally justifiable. Do you run missions for the Caldari? Then you must like hunting down French people and shooting them in the face in real life. Scumbag.

See how that works? What part of “THIS IS GAME” do you not understand? If I told you what I actually do for a living, your head would probably explode.

Also thanks for giving me your Corp Name along with your so called chief of salvaging operations.

Excuse me, but I am Director of Salvaging Operations, you silly carebear. And… I’m glad you were feel good about yourself after sleuthing out our corp name, but I don’t think it was under any particularly tight corporate security.

Watch your backs. Soon (but not too soon, wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise when it happens) revenge will be taken and you so called ninja looters wont know where the next hit will come from.

see you soon:) Well, your frozen podded corpse at least:)

Hmm should i record your deaths and stick them up on YouTube???

I love carebears that threaten us with in-game doom. I mean, we’ve gotten some pretty good wars in the past, but the tough ones have usually been from actual PvP corps that were in it for the fame. Most of the time nothing ever comes of threats like this, and when they do actually follow through with a wardec, they usually fail hilariously. So please, buck the trend by actually following up on your threats of doom.

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