My Loot, Your Tears

(See what I did there? HopeChange? lulz.)

So I was helping Logistical Nightmare pin Elizabeth hope. She spotted me (oh noes!) and taunted me in local.

Elizabeth hope > /emote has paul clavet’s stealth Bomber strapped to hood of ship
Paul Clavet > How’s that POS doing, cupcake?
Paul Clavet > And your pod? And your CEO’s command ship?
Paul Clavet > Where’s that death that you were going to rain down on us?
Paul Clavet > By the way, we popped drucore again
Paul Clavet > some help you were
Paul Clavet > Hey guys, go read all about Elizabeth Hope: http://mylootyourtears.com
Zedrik Cayne > Well…Get tired of getting podded in 0.0 Miss Hope?
Elizabeth hope > Nope
Elizabeth hope > picking stuff up
Elizabeth hope > still hiding from all the guys??
Elizabeth hope > Btw welcome to block son :)
Elizabeth hope > agian

Elizabeth hope > /emote dances
Elizabeth hope > You will find me in a npc corp taking corpies stuff,
Elizabeth hope > I’ll wave at you when I pas syou in highsec
Elizabeth hope > ;p
Zedrik Cayne > Awfully cheery for someone who has successfully proved that she’s incompetent.
Zedrik Cayne > And for someone who has been ‘hiding’ I’ve killed quite a number of your corpmates….
Elizabeth hope > =D
Zedrik Cayne > Speaking of hiding… In an NPC corp…how.. lame. So you couldn’t put your money where your mouth was…Not surprised.
Aelemaeous > Rofl.
Aelemaeous > I read that blog
Aelemaeous > this is funny stuff.
Elizabeth hope > Yea considered harrassment :)
Elizabeth hope > You know when someone copies a convo when they cannot insult that person
Paul Clavet > Elizabeth hope, didn’t you promise to pod me down below 1mil SP? Wouldn’t that be harrassment?
Elizabeth hope > so they take insane leaps
Elizabeth hope > And still fail lol
Elizabeth hope > Till then ta ta my zeddy teddy
Elizabeth hope > o/
Paul Clavet > We failed so hard that Cupcake here had to flee her own badass corp
Aelemaeous > oh wow.
Aelemaeous > she founded it too
Paul Clavet > yep
Paul Clavet > some awesome internet badass she turned out to be

Let’s check the sequence of events:

1. Paul Clavet ganks drucore.
2. Threats of doom from drucore and idiot corpmates.
3. Nothing happens.
4. Ninjas gank drucore again.
5. drucore runs to Elizabeth hope, also known as Cupcake.
6. Cupcake threatens: “If I catch you near him or his corp, I will come and gank you till your sp is below 1 mil you will not like me, Only Warning- After this Wardecing-to Highsec Ganking you or lowsec” …whatever that means. Cupcake also says that she did 26 billion ISK worth of damage to the Goons. Goons didn’t want that 26 bil anyway, I guess, because they seem unimpressed.
7. Ninja allies wardec Cupcake’s corp.
8. Cupcake convinces some alliance to take in her fail-corp.
9. Ninjas and allies pew Cupcake’s POS in w-space, kill many fail-fit ships, Cupcake’s pod, and the Command Ship of Cupcake’s alliance CEO.
10. Ninjas gank drucore again. For the third time.
11. Ninja allies stalk Cupcake relentlessly.
12. Cupcake bails on the fail-corp she founded and joins newbie corp to escape.
13. Cupcake declares victory.

Make sense to you? No? Me either.

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