My Loot, Your Tears

Captain Charismatic has a skill for finding corporations which are worth Jerks attention. Most recently he found us Ludi Sacerdotales, who were allowing anyone with a pulse to join.

Captain joined under one of his alts long enough to discover they were incredibly, amazingly, mind-bogglingly, full of fail. We had some fun with his inside information, until by bad luck he was discovered and kicked out. No problem! These guys were going to be worth more attention, so we started the process for a deceleration of war.

While this was pending we started scanning down and can-flipping their miners, which they were not happy about at all. They seemed to like flipping back and/or shooting back, so we managed to down a Badger full of ore, two Kestrels and a Drake. We also got the usual threats of WHEN THE WAR STARTS YOU WILL SUFFER!!!111

[ 2010.07.28 04:36:17 ] Phantomesk > when this war starts
[ 2010.07.28 04:36:19 ] Phantomesk > your fucked
[ 2010.07.28 04:36:29 ] DreamTrooperX > baha this’ll be fun eh phantom?

[ 2010.07.28 04:36:50 ] Khalia Nestune > we haven’t even started and you’re down two kessies a drake and a pile of ore. lol.

[ 2010.07.28 04:55:32 ] Phantomesk > well we’re not gonna cna flip u cause ull take us out 1 by 1
[ 2010.07.28 04:55:36 ] Phantomesk > now if it was war times
[ 2010.07.28 04:55:40 ] Phantomesk > u’d be dead 20 minutes ago

For added insult, I take the 100k Veldspar and contract it to him for about 8 times the normal price. Better, he actually accepts the contract!

[ 2010.07.28 21:14:57 ] Khalia Nestune > woo
[ 2010.07.28 21:15:05 ] Khalia Nestune > thanks for doing business, Dream
[ 2010.07.28 21:17:34 ] DreamTrooperX > got zydrine? thats really what i need
[ 2010.07.28 21:18:05 ] Khalia Nestune > Yeah, but with shipping and handling
[ 2010.07.28 21:18:12 ] Khalia Nestune > it will be about 10k per unit

While we wait for the war to start, we do some recon on their POS. Charismatic hangs out in a cloaky ship while the CEO fiddles with the modules. “Hey Khalia”, I hear over comms, “the CEO is offlining some of his guns.” He watches while the CEO brings five medium gun modules offline. There’s no one else at the POS except for the CEO, and that guy is in a Scorpion.

Clearly this is not an opportunity to be missed, so Charismatic provides my out-of-corp Orca alt with a bookmark for one of the modules. I warp in, scoop it, and warp off. Not a damn thing they can do. Surprisingly we don’t hear a peep out of the CEO in local, nor does Charismatic see the guy do anything! So I warp in several more times and scoop modules, and Charismatic manages to scoop one of them with his Orca alt who arrives late to the party.

Even better, we later tell the CEO, and he actually doesn’t care or doesn’t believe us, because he never says a peep about it.

[ 2010.07.29 00:37:35 ] shoopusmawhoopus > Hey jak
[ 2010.07.29 00:37:44 ] Captain Charismatic > wanna know if you’re paying attention
[ 2010.07.29 00:37:54 ] Captain Charismatic > You were unanchoring pos mods earlier
[ 2010.07.29 00:37:56 ] shoopusmawhoopus > Medium Pulse Laser Battery
[ 2010.07.29 00:38:00 ] Captain Charismatic > that one of them?
[ 2010.07.29 00:38:05 ] Captain Charismatic > it’s in my orca’s hold
[ 2010.07.29 00:38:11 ] Captain Charismatic > We got a fair number
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:20 ] Khalia Nestune > Oh by the way
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:29 ] Khalia Nestune > I bet you’re thinking, oh, they’re messing with us
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:35 ] Khalia Nestune > they’d get shot, right?
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:45 ] Khalia Nestune > Pretend we had friends with haulers… not in our corp
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:50 ] Captain Charismatic > :)
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:53 ] Captain Charismatic > Like…
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:55 ] Khalia Nestune > and we were watching you unanchor mods… while cloaked
[ 2010.07.29 00:39:56 ] Captain Charismatic > orcas…
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:08 ] Khalia Nestune > and then told them to warp in and steal them!
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:14 ] Captain Charismatic > :D
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:19 ] Captain Charismatic > You seemed to be kinda afk
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:26 ] Khalia Nestune > It was funny too, because you were there in your scorp
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:30 ] Khalia Nestune > for like six hours
[ 2010.07.29 00:40:51 ] Khalia Nestune > Capt, three laser batteries and two blasters?
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:00 ] Captain Charismatic > yeah
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:06 ] Captain Charismatic > I got a pulse lazor
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:11 ] Captain Charismatic > what’d you get?
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:17 ] Khalia Nestune > all the rest
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:20 ] Captain Charismatic > heh
[ 2010.07.29 00:41:35 ] Khalia Nestune > The best part is, you didn’t even notice

So the war starts. And, as we expected, fifteen of them stay docked up while we wait in the area for them to undock. Eventually they get bored and start undocking in bits and pieces and end up getting pewed by us. Phantomesk loses a cheap T1 frig. Spacemonster72, who is not very bright, loses a Thrasher and his pod; and then he comes right back and loses another Thrasher.

Dominic Fergas, attempting to be clever, undocks with a warp-stab-and-cloak fit Rifter. He warps off with a scrambler on him, then comes back at range and cloaks. Captain was able to see where he warped in, and we know he will move like a snail with a cloak on. So I go fit up a second scrambler and warp back in at range and buzz around. Guessing that 100k from station was too obvious, I then warp back in at 70km – and immediately decloak him. His Rifter goes up in smoke. We were laughing our asses off at that one.

[ 2010.07.29 00:23:35 ] Khalia Nestune > LOL
[ 2010.07.29 00:23:38 ] Captain Charismatic > Wow
[ 2010.07.29 00:23:47 ] Captain Charismatic > It’s like minesweeper for people we can kill
[ 2010.07.29 00:24:09 ] Khalia Nestune > YES!

Sometime later, CEO jaksparra
drops in on our camp with his ECM Scorpion. This is apparently a decoy in order for his corp mates to GTFO from the system, because they all start undocking and warping off. We’d run into this Scorp before, and we were prepared this time. We let Captain’s hurricane take the brunt of the ECM, and then I warped in an anti-Caldari fit Blackbird. I jam and point the Scorpion, and Captain pounds on his non-existent tank until the Scorpion explodes.

[ 2010.07.29 00:46:00 ] Khalia Nestune > yeah
[ 2010.07.29 01:14:48 ] Khalia Nestune > \o/
[ 2010.07.29 01:14:56 ] Captain Charismatic > Bye scorp
[ 2010.07.29 01:14:57 ] Khalia Nestune > pwned
[ 2010.07.29 01:15:02 ] Captain Charismatic > This is what happens
[ 2010.07.29 01:15:15 ] Captain Charismatic > when you bring shiny things
[ 2010.07.29 01:18:19 ] Khalia Nestune > Jerks: 9; Ludi: 0
[ 2010.07.29 01:18:25 ] Khalia Nestune > Shall we continue?

So what’s a corp to do at this point? Avoid the wardec by dropping out of their alliance (of which they were the only actual corporation). This forces the wardec to end in 24 hours. Rapidly joining and leaving alliances to avoid wardecs is however considered an exploit – and a bannable offense – and Paul lets the CEO know. And that we’ll be declaring war on their corporation – now cheaper outside the alliance!

With 24 hours until the pew pew ends (and then 24 before it starts again), we set up camp and wait for boredom to set in. Which it does – a Merlin tries to get by and gets blown up. Suspecting a scout for a larger fleet, we swap for some bigger ships and wait. Sure enough they show up with a Merlin, Moa, Thorax , Drake and a Caracal. The Caracal is smart enough to get the hell out of there, and the rest fall like rocks. We pod two of them and are starting to actually feel a little bit bad… no wait, we don’t.

We round off the night by chasing down a guy mining in an Osprey and podding him; and then we camp a mission-running Drake who falls right into my lap and suffers the obvious fate.

Are you entertained? We sure are. Stay tuned for the next installment!

To all who volunteered to help with that heist I talked about. You know, the one whose post I deleted for OPSEC reasons? I think I have the pilot I need. I will respond to your post if I need you. I got over a dozen requests on three different forms of communication, so I figured a post was the best way to let you know that I think I’ve got it covered.

Scene: I’ve warped into Tokhein’s World’s Collide and salvaged a few wrecks out from under his CNR in the first room. Moonshots is there in a Hurricane. They both warp off.

Tokhein > bye bye paul, not stealing my shit
Paul Clavet > I’m going to return and steal your mission objective, Tokhein. You’d better hurry and get to it before I do.
Moonshots > good luck
Moonshots > with that
Cyberin > uh oh, alt?
Moonshots > paul
Paul Clavet > Wanna make it more interesting Moonshots? Maybe a small ISK bet?
Tokhein > fuck off u damn thief
Paul Clavet > lol
Tokhein > how bout u give me isk, and then u can have my loot
Paul Clavet > Your rage is kinda funny
Tokhein > that sounds good
Paul Clavet > How about I take your loot and laugh at you?
Cyberin > i like option b
Tokhein > not going to happen
Paul Clavet > uhm, already happened
Tokhein > not really
Exodusbandar > sigh, why can’t we all just gank…er…get along?
Tokhein > i never get along with thieves
Cyberin > because the bears don’t have the balls to shoot…
Tokhein > they are retardly gay
Paul Clavet > I get along great with carebears… the loot from their missions keeps me in the kind of lifestyle I’ve come to expect

I’ve retrieved JerkTengu and started rushing through the Serpentis room to blitz the mission. Most folks don’t know that the gates to the Research Outpost in this mission are completely unlocked. You may have to kill a couple of webbing frigs, but if you’ve got a serious tank you can waltz right into the last room. When you get to the last room, target the six ships immediately around the Damaged Heron. When you kill them, the Ship’s Crew will be unlocked. I can rush a WC to completion and steal the objective in under five minutes.

Tokhein loses sight of all prudence and begins hurling racist and homophobic slurs. I’ll never understand why some folks do this in Eve, where there’s NO WAY TO TELL what race a player really is. It’s why I love the internet in general… If I’m going to love you or hate you, I can love you or hate you for your mind.

Tokhein’s mind fails him.

Tokhein > do i sound like a carebear to you faggot?
Cyberin > yes, you do
Tokhein > lol i hate too lmuch to be a carebear
Tokhein > eve is too full of niggers stealing shit for me to care
Cyberin > doing a mission, crying in local about ninjas, no balls, sounds pretty carebearish to me…
Cyberin > nice, racial slurs :D
Exodusbandar > watch the language or you’ll get banned
Cyberin > that’ll help your situation…
Tokhein > lol
Tokhein > then don’t steal
Paul Clavet > Petitioned for racist language Tokhein, enjoy your temporary ban
Cyberin > you too? :D lol
Paul Clavet > Now I will take your Ship’s Crew
Exodusbandar > ah metagaming at its finest
Tokhein > nigs are theives that simple
Paul Clavet > heh
Paul Clavet > as a person who is not white, I take a mite bit of offense to that
Paul Clavet > but no matter, CCP will take care of it
Tokhein > im not scared of ccp
Paul Clavet > Can I have your stuff then?
Paul Clavet > when you get banned
Tokhein > fuck off
Tokhein > thats what u can do
Ap0ll00 > lol
Paul Clavet > Nope, I’m gonna rush through here and take your mission objective now
Paul Clavet > because you’re a racist bastard
Tokhein > yes i am
Tokhein > and u have to deal with it
Ap0ll00 > lol
Paul Clavet > I am dealing with it… you will fail this mission
Cyberin > you need help in that mission there paul? lol ”
Cyberin > that’s a lot of tears to haul yourself…
Tokhein > no, i wont
Exodusbandar > how do you play this game with that white pointy hood over your head??
Tokhein > it has eye holes
Tokhein > how do theives play while i burn crosses in their yards
Cyberin > because we are inside at the computer, not really looking at the yard

I got his ship’s crew. He was too much of a coward to try to stop me.

I’ve been away from the Jerk lifestyle for a while, trying some of the other things in EVE. One of the Ninja Alliance members, Meccros, had been making ISK from loan scams – which I had not tried – and I got the chance to try it out today. Hillarity resulted.

I was using one of my alts in Jita for some market manipulation when I saw someone in local requesting a loan:

Rothrizar > can someone lend me ISK for a ship?

I quickly convo’d him to see if I could pull one over on him.

Secret Alt > hi there
Secret Alt > you were looking for a loan?
Rothrizar > hello
Rothrizar > yes, im looking to get enough ISK to purchase the Raven and fit it
Secret Alt > And how are you paying back?
Rothrizar > I guess its not really a loan then lol
Secret Alt > I can loan you isk, if you’re willing to pay it back with a small amount extra, if you tell me how you’re making money
Secret Alt > are you missioning?
Rothrizar > thats what i was doing
Secret Alt > Hm, I see
Rothrizar > i was piloting a drakerunning lvl 3s
Secret Alt > do you have anything to offer as colateral?
Secret Alt > ah, ok
Secret Alt > you could offer the drake as collateral
Rothrizar > the only problem with that is, it doesnt exist anymore
Secret Alt > Hm.
Rothrizar > I have a primae over in eitu
Rothrizar > bout all i have left hehe
Secret Alt > Oh, that would work
Secret Alt > How much ISK are you looking for?
Rothrizar > 40 mil max
Secret Alt > Ok, I can do that.
Secret Alt > I’ll need to fly over to Eitu to set up the contract there
Secret Alt > standard loan contract
Secret Alt > Just don’t screw me over, ok? ;)
Rothrizar > I wont screw you over

With trust established, I head over to Eitu to take his Primae. Click below to read on =)

This is LONG, but totally worth the read.

(more…)

It’s been far too long. For a while there I had quit salvaging and was thinking about a long break from Eve altogether.

Talking to Khalia the other day, I decided to just grit my teeth and salvage until I got a kill, to see if the taste of CareBlood would return me to my Jerk ways.

It did. Meet Qhuashimides. He was running Worlds Collide in Ruvas in his faction-fit Golem when I popped in to say hello. He fired at me.

It’s been too long. I was about to cloud up and rain all over this guy.

He stayed put while I went to grab JerkTengu and return. He never checked his directional scanner as I burned 30km to the gate and warped into the Guristas room where he awaited his doom.

When he saw me, however, he apparently mashed Control-Q in an effort to get away.

This didn’t work. I had him locked and pointed before his very expensive CareBoat could CareAlign and CareGTFO. He soon logged back in and started firing back, but JerkTengu easily tanked his oversized Torpedoes. With a neut sucking on his capacitor and max-SP HAMs pouring into his shields, his tank broke before long.

Since he was now unmistakably online, I tried for another conversation.

Paul Clavet > o/
Paul Clavet > So how much is the ship worth to you?
Qhuashimides > i am listening
Qhuashimides > how much do you want?
Paul Clavet > Let’s say… 600M to let the ship go
Paul Clavet > I figure it’s worth that
Qhuashimides > ok\
Paul Clavet > 30S to pay

He was trying to stall for time.

Paul Clavet > I’m not going to wait for you to call in help
Qhuashimides > no
Qhuashimides > i am not
Paul Clavet > then pay up, you’re running out of time
Qhuashimides > you wqant how much
Paul Clavet > 600 million

A long pause. I know what he’s thinking.

Qhuashimides > and how i know you will no t pop me?
Paul Clavet > 20 seconds
Paul Clavet > this is how I make my living
Paul Clavet > if I dishonor a ransom, nobody else will pay

Carebears always ask me this, I always lie through my teeth, and they always believe me. Thank you, e-honour pirates, for perpetuating the myth that people who caught you once can be trusted afterward.

Qhuashimides > wait
Qhuashimides > i wont call anyone
Paul Clavet > I’m giving you another 10 seconds
Paul Clavet > then you die
Qhuashimides > ok?
Paul Clavet > Paying or not?
Qhuashimides > i payed you mate

No, he didn’t. Or did he? I check my wallet and see a 600,000 payment. Nice try. I click my HAM launcher group once, then again, sending a single volley to knock out a quarter of his structure. That seems to get his attention.

Qhuashimides > sorry
Qhuashimides > my mistake
Paul Clavet > 600k?
Paul Clavet > try again
Paul Clavet > last chance dude

Cha-ching. 600M appears in my wallet. I begin firing again.

Paul Clavet > SUDDENLY
Paul Clavet > BETRAYAL
Qhuashimides > ok
Qhuashimides > nice
Paul Clavet > yup
Paul Clavet > So then
Paul Clavet > what have we learned?

He is already offline again when his ship pops.

And here’s the killmail. Faction loot, but only about 100 million of it actually drops.

Edited to add: Oh yeah, I also got his Ship’s Crew.

I was checking my expired contracts on my alt, and I saw these:

I just made 325m. Yeah. I love EVE, and the retarded people that hit accept without looking. :)

So I’m in a backwater system with two of my accounts missioning to improve my alt’s crappy minmatar standing. I get the mission, The Right Hand of Zazmatazz. Okay, I know for a fact my drake needs help to tank this, so I get my alt in his crappy fit repper Domi, and warp into the mission. As I’ve done this mission before, I know with reps I can take full aggro, so I do.

I launch my alt’s drones, and target the scramfrigs. I attack with my alt’s drones while killing BSs with my Drake. First frig pops, I engage drones…. CONCORD WARNING, WANT TO PASS THIS? I click yes, thinking once again that this is just the aid someone at war thing. Since I’m way the hell out, I know there aren’t any war targets around, and hit yes.

Suddenly, my Domi starts taking damage…. wtf? I look back at its client, and pop goes the domi…. Wat, what?

Even better, without the Domi’s reps, my Drake can’t handle the aggro, gets scrammed, pop goes the drake…. *facepalm*

So what really happened was that aid war person warning was really a “WANNA ATTACK THIS DOOD?” warning. So basically, I accidentally, suicided my Domi on my Drake. Fail. Guess it’s back to ninjaing… I obviously can’t mission correctly….. -sigh-

So apparently, a couple members of JERKS are feeling a bit bearish recently, due to ganking missioners too much, and are doing things like Plexes and lowsec missions and whathaveyou. This is all well and good, and I actually support it, as variety keeps people from burning out.

I, however, am apparently on an opposite schedule, as I just wanna keep chasing after the bears and risking my ships :) So in lieu of their not posting as much as usual, I’ll probably be posting like bloody mad, for your entertainment, of course. :)

Today started with me attempting to do some L4′s with all of my alts in a fleet, like an uber bear. I told myself I’d do them until my main was clear of his negative sec status. 15 minutes later I was shuttling all of my alts to Agrallarier because our ninja friend Clantyn had logged in and had started getting shot at. So much for missions.

I fleeted up with him and we started scanning down the bears, who never seem to want to shoot me (curse you, sec status). A couple hours go by, and we get a hint in The Ninja Alliance Channel that a ninja in the same system needs some assistance. BM Dublyoo had scored Megathron aggression, but it had warped off before he could come back with his trimarked cane. All of us split off, and went to adjacent systems, finding the MR first in one system, then the other. Finally, he stayed put, and I was called in to scan him down.

I got into system with BM still refreshing aggro on the guy, and dropped probes and started scanning. With Clantyn and Kel’airy’s advice (who had him on dscan), I chose a direction, and sent my probes off. Nothing. I moved them again.. Megathron hit… went for the pinpoint scan… nothing. Apparently he was bouncing between or had turned a mission in, because it took me about 20 minutes to find him. Finally, success. BM roared into system, and shot off to my scan hit. Then he laughed in fleet chat – I had scanned the wrong Mega.

Facepalming, I stopped rushing, and looked at things logically. See, dscan and probing are two different things, and one must translate direction in order to position their probes properly. So I looked, I had him on dscan at approximately 9AU out, and he was right infront of my ship, and the sun was directly behind. Aha! Now I had a landmark to work with. I jumped into probe mode, and dropped my probes 9AU from me, opposite to the sun, and hit scan. First result – Megathron, 100%, and warpable.

Once again, BM raced into the system and shot off to the site. This time, I got the right mega. On his call, all 3 of our remote rep cruisers (read: overkill) warped into the mission our target was now doing. Taking the gates, I arrived in just enough time to target the mega and BM, and sick my rr drones on BM, who was taking light damage. Seconds later, the Mega exploded.

BM also got a small tear in a private mail:

From: NeO X96

Sent: 2010.07.14 00:57

To: BM Dublyoo,

bte F U!

BM then sent him a nice bill for our services. All in all, that was an hour of extending aggro, and half an hour for me scanning. But hey, patience pays off.

A little while later, Clantyn managed to get some Maelstrom aggro, and jumped back with his cane, with the Mael still in the mission.

Once again, our 3 rr cruisers ran after him on his call, and I actually got to rep Clant for a few minutes before the Mael died. Clant tried a ransom attempt, but only got this in return:

[ 2010.07.14 01:32:51 ] Clantyn > 100 mil
[ 2010.07.14 01:32:53 ] Clantyn > right now
[ 2010.07.14 01:32:56 ] Clantyn > or its dead
[ 2010.07.14 01:33:09 ] deedawg > lol i got plenty to replace.. have fun :)

Lastly, I’d like to leave this post with announcing the best and most amazing Megathron I have EVER seen. Kel’airy scanned this one down, and we just had to take some pictures. You can see for yourself why it’s so amazing:

Yes, folks, that’s a shield boosting mega. But wait, there’s more:

Yep, lazors and missiles………………….. Finally, I scanned the thing, and came up with this:

Umm, yeah. No comment.

I fired a nice mail off to his CEO, detailing his fitting crimes. We’ll see what happens.

So after the last PI patch (which I fiddled with, but ultimately left to rot on some planet somewhere in Vylade), the mission agents in hub systems now routinely send bears out to adjacent systems to kill more poor rats. A ninja by the name of Clantyn suggested to me that Agrallarier was a now used adjacent system that could be used for ninja staging.

Since it’s only one jump away from the JerkHome of Dodixie, I happily threw my Orca into gear and bounced into system.

A while later, Clantyn got aggro from a Typhoon. My rep ship wasn’t around, so all I could do was watch as the Phoon died a quick death to Clantyn’s Hurricane.

But this wasn’t my fight, and all I could do is watch.

However, an hour or two later, things changed. Clantyn managed to get a Dominix to shoot him, but on return with his cane found empty space. Missionrunners do this a fair bit – shoot at the ninja, and then leave the site immediately. However, this missioner was a little more daft than some, and apparently had gone to fit for PvP. This is when one of our more well known ninja friends decided to come help with the situation. Since this particular ninja prefers to maintain anonymous for repeat gank later, he has chosen the name “**** *****”, which will be used from here on.

**** ***** did some social engineering akin to what I did on a much earlier Abaddon gank with Khalia, which I also blogged. Here is his chat prior to being fleeted with our missioner target:

[ 2010.07.13 02:57:56 ] **** ***** > english?
?[ 2010.07.13 02:57:59 ] Kalumleiba12 > Hello
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:01 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:01 ] **** ***** > :)
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:10 ] **** ***** > I’ve been trying to get aggro on those pukes for 3h
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:24 ] Kalumleiba12 > which the cane?
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:37 ] **** ***** > yes, and buddy
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:43 ] Kalumleiba12 > i was about to go kill him just logging on my alt to bring my my neuts
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:50 ] Kalumleiba12 > you gonna rep me?
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:55 ] **** ***** > I can
?[ 2010.07.13 02:58:55 ] Kalumleiba12 > Yeah
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:04 ] Kalumleiba12 > im ex interimo pilot
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:28 ] **** ***** > name rings a bell.. .but I’m fuzzy on memory
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:34 ] **** ***** > interimo I mean
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:49 ] **** ***** > ah. [rovs
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:52 ] **** ***** > privs*
?[ 2010.07.13 02:59:57 ] Kalumleiba12 > i did a pvp run with you guys against carthage
?[ 2010.07.13 03:00:03 ] **** ***** > :)
?[ 2010.07.13 03:00:11 ] **** ***** > those were fun days past…
?[ 2010.07.13 03:00:12 ] **** ***** > :(
?[ 2010.07.13 03:00:47 ] Kalumleiba12 > well wont mind if you get agro from them
?[ 2010.07.13 03:01:11 ] **** ***** > cane, osprey, exeq on undock
?[ 2010.07.13 03:01:36 ] **** ***** > x?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:01:45 ] **** ***** > ospry and exeq now
?[ 2010.07.13 03:01:47 ] Kalumleiba12 > thats what they havve?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:02:07 ] **** ***** > and a cane
?[ 2010.07.13 03:02:11 ] **** ***** > just ospry out here now
?[ 2010.07.13 03:02:33 ] Kalumleiba12 > k lemme just bring my alts neut rep domi here aswell
?[ 2010.07.13 03:03:20 ] **** ***** > I’m after captain charismatic
?[ 2010.07.13 03:03:23 ] **** ***** > specifically
?[ 2010.07.13 03:04:52 ] **** ***** > how is aggro timer?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:04:57 ] **** ***** > or are they renewing?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:05:09 ] Kalumleiba12 > kk we kill all as they intepted me in a mission to get back money to join back interimo and im quite pissed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:05:24 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah 6 mins left ill undock before it runs
?[ 2010.07.13 03:06:51 ] Kalumleiba12 > my alt one jump away
?[ 2010.07.13 03:07:02 ] Kalumleiba12 > im undocking to renew timer you there to rep me incass?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:07:20 ] **** ***** > undock is clear
?[ 2010.07.13 03:07:34 ] **** ***** > and yeah, but not in fleet, so can’t go w/ you unless it’s a belt or something

As you can see, our friend **** ***** lulled our target into thinking that he would in fact remote rep HIM, and not US. Since I wanted aggro to bring in my Raven, he also got our target to think of me as primary.

This is their fleet chat:

?[ 2010.07.13 03:12:09 ] **** ***** > your call on where we fight.
?[ 2010.07.13 03:12:20 ] **** ***** > if you were in the merc game you know the station games as well as I do though.
?[ 2010.07.13 03:12:43 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
?[ 2010.07.13 03:12:47 ] Kalumleiba12 > i knew he had buddys
?[ 2010.07.13 03:13:01 ] Kalumleiba12 > i sat outside just to agro him on purpose
?[ 2010.07.13 03:13:09 ] **** ***** > :)
?[ 2010.07.13 03:13:12 ] Kalumleiba12 > i knew his game fromt he beginnning when he took my can
?[ 2010.07.13 03:13:19 ] **** ***** > 10min on him able to shoot me at the moment
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:14 ] Kalumleiba12 > you wanna go to my mission?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:23 ] **** ***** > I know SN in the area, don’t know these guys
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:25 ] Kalumleiba12 > ill engage him first
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:30 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:39 ] Kalumleiba12 > i agree must have backup i beleive
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:39 ] **** ***** > still have aggro?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:15:50 ] **** ***** > I can handle the RR if it’s just them
?[ 2010.07.13 03:16:10 ] **** ***** > is this your alt then?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:16:50 ] Kalumleiba12 > no my alt is arriving now
?[ 2010.07.13 03:17:03 ] **** ***** > 4 vs 2 should help :)
?[ 2010.07.13 03:17:05 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah in fleet he is sorry
?[ 2010.07.13 03:17:31 ] **** ***** > sorry, that was confusing
?[ 2010.07.13 03:17:40 ] **** ***** > dremond is or isn’t your alt
?[ 2010.07.13 03:19:08 ] Kalumleiba12 > he is
?[ 2010.07.13 03:19:24 ] Kalumleiba12 > im just fitting the neuts on now
?[ 2010.07.13 03:19:31 ] **** ***** > ok. 4 min on my timer, but don’t bother waiting. I’ll go red to them as soon as I land/rep you anyway
?[ 2010.07.13 03:22:14 ] **** ***** > I just hope they shoot the RR…
?[ 2010.07.13 03:23:05 ] Kalumleiba12 > dyeah
?[ 2010.07.13 03:23:33 ] Kalumleiba12 > x would be the signal
?[ 2010.07.13 03:24:13 ] **** ***** > k
?[ 2010.07.13 03:25:29 ] Kalumleiba12 > goign to mission
?[ 2010.07.13 03:25:56 ] **** ***** > just X when I need to warp
?[ 2010.07.13 03:27:20 ] **** ***** > he’s warped
?[ 2010.07.13 03:27:22 ] **** ***** > get ready
?[ 2010.07.13 03:27:24 ] **** ***** > !

At this point, I was ready with my SURPRISE! ARMOR REP! Osprey at the system sun, and another ninja friend Kel’airy was ready with a repping Exqueror, Clant was in mission with his Hurricane, and our friend **** ***** was warping in with our target, ready to assist us instead.

Clantyn barked in fleet chat that he had Kalumleiba12 (the target) pointed. I came in with my Osprey, and started repping. Kalumleiba12 apparently primaried me, and I got scrammed, and my Osprey went up in a ball of flames. A moment of silence for Hero Osprey, which had survived numerous encounters with 10% structure or so remaining after each one.

I quickly warped my pod out, and off to Dixie, for NinjaRaven, all the while screaming at Clant to forget neuts and just keep his bloody point on him till I could return. Back in dixie, I swapped for the Raven and undocked, jumping back into Agrall. As I warped to Clant, I remembered a Ninja Chat Channel request for my next gank, and started playing the Top Gun theme. :)

I landed 2km from the target and his remote repping alt Domi’s, locked, and engaged both heavy neuts, my point, and started lobbing Faction torps at Kalumleiba12. Screw his remote reps, Clant, myself, and Kel, who had been shot as well, and had returned in a Megathron, were going to power right through it.

All of a sudden, I started taking major hits. Apparently, Kalumleiba12 had primaried me once again as my Raven landed, and started lobbing everything he had at me. After a minute or two, my Raven’s shields dropped. Uh-oh. Here is an excerpt from fleet chat:

?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:18 ] Clantyn > out of cap boosters
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:20 ] **** ***** > 1 in the osprey wreck
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:27 ] Captain Charismatic > Just keep him fucking pointed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:33 ] Captain Charismatic > Till I get there
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:38 ] Captain Charismatic > warping to agral gate
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:47 ] **** ***** > exeq is next
?[ 2010.07.13 03:35:50 ] **** ***** > watch out
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:06 ] Captain Charismatic > Just point him, for the love of god
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:31 ] Clantyn > going to lose it soon
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:32 ] Captain Charismatic > Warping to you
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:36 ] **** ***** > get here captain
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:36 ] Captain Charismatic > Few more secs
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:37 ] **** ***** > hurry
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:39 ] Captain Charismatic > fuck
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:45 ] Captain Charismatic > turn off neuts
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:49 ] Captain Charismatic > just keep point alive
?[ 2010.07.13 03:36:51 ] Captain Charismatic > IN WARP
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:04 ] **** ***** > point is most important clant
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:23 ] Clantyn > got the point
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:27 ] Clantyn > get him pointed now!
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:31 ] Captain Charismatic > Locking :)
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:42 ] Captain Charismatic > 1200dmg
?[ 2010.07.13 03:37:53 ] Captain Charismatic > Proceeding to wtfpwn
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:01 ] Captain Charismatic > BRING YOUR DPS
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:06 ] **** ***** > point his alt
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:24 ] Captain Charismatic > Might need reps
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:24 ] **** ***** > I stopped repping him
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:43 ] Captain Charismatic > hope someone has shield
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:49 ] Kybernis > I’ve get rep
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:54 ] Kybernis > .but for shield
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:59 ] Clantyn > captain invite kuroi hoshi when you can
?[ 2010.07.13 03:38:59 ] Captain Charismatic > good
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:01 ] Kybernis > sorry armor rep
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:03 ] Captain Charismatic > I am shield
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:08 ] Captain Charismatic > Shit
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:16 ] Captain Charismatic > We’re breaking him
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:29 ] Clantyn > got desmond pointed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:31 ] Clantyn > and webbed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:38 ] Captain Charismatic > I need shield reps
?[ 2010.07.13 03:39:46 ] Captain Charismatic > preferably of the soon variety
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:12 ] Clantyn > if you can invite kuroi hoshi that would be good
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:13 ] **** ***** > got the alt pointed?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:17 ] Clantyn > he is bringing more armor rep
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:18 ] Clantyn > yes
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:22 ] Clantyn > and webbed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:39 ] Captain Charismatic > Need reps right now
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:40 ] **** ***** > tried to get hm to shoot me
?[ 2010.07.13 03:40:54 ] **** ***** > on it
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:11 ] Clantyn > bringing the neut back on
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:11 ] Captain Charismatic > I’m scrammed
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:21 ] Captain Charismatic > FUCKING REP ME
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:34 ] **** ***** > I am
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:49 ] Clantyn > invite kuroi hoshi captain
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:54 ] **** ***** > kill him
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:54 ] Clantyn > he can armor rep, corpmate
?[ 2010.07.13 03:41:59 ] **** ***** > get the alt
?[ 2010.07.13 03:42:08 ] Captain Charismatic > ALT POINTED
?[ 2010.07.13 03:42:16 ] Clantyn > oh I’ve had him
?[ 2010.07.13 03:42:21 ] Clantyn > thats why he didn’t ;eave

At this point, I had taken massive dammage, and was into structure. But not to fear, **** ***** came to my rescue, Kel too. Both of them poured every rep they had onto my Raven, and amazingly, kept it from dying, despite its tank being completely obliterated. As my armor surged back to full, Kalumleiba12′s Dominix exploded. After which I turned my attention to the remote repper Domi, which fell like a pile of rocks.

Warping back to the nearest station, I saw this.

That’s not good. :P A Raven without a shield may as well be dead. :) Talking after the fight ensued:

Clantyn > yeah you were red until I got repped by you though
?[ 2010.07.13 03:52:35 ] Captain Charismatic > he was still red to me
?[ 2010.07.13 03:52:45 ] Clantyn > yeah but did he rep you?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:52:45 ] Captain Charismatic > Like 4 blinky red things when I warped lol
?[ 2010.07.13 03:52:49 ] Captain Charismatic > Yes
?[ 2010.07.13 03:52:56 ] Captain Charismatic > My raven woulda driggin died if he hadn’t
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:04 ] **** ***** > hell
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:15 ] **** ***** > I overheated 2x reps and had 5 heavy armor bots on you
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:20 ] Captain Charismatic > Really?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:21 ] Kel’airy > these aggro shennanigans are insane
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:28 ] Captain Charismatic > Overheating probably saved me man
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:31 ] Captain Charismatic > Thank you. :P
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:34 ] Kel’airy > I put my 4 mediums on you
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:47 ] Captain Charismatic > I recall this:Captain Charismatic > FUCKING REP ME
?[ 2010.07.13 03:53:59 ] Kel’airy > armor tanking raven
?[ 2010.07.13 03:54:03 ] Captain Charismatic > :P
?[ 2010.07.13 03:54:05 ] Captain Charismatic > Apparently
?[ 2010.07.13 03:54:10 ] BM Dublyoo > ?
?[ 2010.07.13 03:54:14 ] BM Dublyoo > did i miss something?

So all in all, a pretty epic night. I got on two killmails, and my Raven did not die, thanks to our anonymous friends’ hero reps. :P

Sadly, my Osprey did, but it was all in good faith, as I got my revenge. At least Kalumleiba12 can tell his corpies that he killed something before having to explain how he lost two Domis’ in a fight he came ?prepared? for.

As an addendum to this, Clantyn managed to get a convo with the missionrunner the next morning. Apparently, he came back to finish his mission, and Clantyn, in true ninja fashion, looted everything. But, the mr had learned, and gave no aggro. Here is the chat log, good bits are bolded. Though it is a tad long:

[ 2010.07.13 14:07:55 ] Kalumleiba12 > good morning
[ 2010.07.13 14:07:56 ] Clantyn > [14:07:19] Doctor LaserBoars > tell him I think he’s a shitcunt
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:09 ] Kalumleiba12 > whos doctor laseroars?
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:27 ] Clantyn > someone who doesn’t like your new ship’s name
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:38 ] Kalumleiba12 > deathnote?
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:41 ] Kalumleiba12 > lol
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:44 ] Clantyn > yep yep
[ 2010.07.13 14:08:48 ] Kalumleiba12 > oh okay
[ 2010.07.13 14:09:06 ] Kalumleiba12 > enjoyed the figt last night btw
[ 2010.07.13 14:09:12 ] Kalumleiba12 > good teamwork
[ 2010.07.13 14:09:27 ] Kalumleiba12 > reps got me anoyed
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:11 ] Clantyn > I did too
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:34 ] Clantyn > eh plate neuted domis don’t work well against all out dps
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:43 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:47 ] Clantyn > you had to depend on drones that I smashed
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:48 ] Kalumleiba12 > but the raven
[ 2010.07.13 14:10:57 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
[ 2010.07.13 14:11:16 ] Kalumleiba12 > the raven would have died if i got my firend drones on him earlier
[ 2010.07.13 14:11:20 ] Kalumleiba12 > acted a bit too late
[ 2010.07.13 14:11:30 ] Clantyn > maybe I was killing his drones too
[ 2010.07.13 14:11:45 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
[ 2010.07.13 14:11:51 ] Clantyn > even if you had killed the raven, it wouldn’t have been a favorable rate of exchange for you

[ 2010.07.13 14:13:23 ] Clantyn > it was hillarious to watch both of your ships go BOOM

[ 2010.07.13 14:14:18 ] Kalumleiba12 > hmm
[ 2010.07.13 14:14:19 ] Clantyn > you shot and talked shit, that gets you killed
[ 2010.07.13 14:14:31 ] Kalumleiba12 > i didnt mind actually
[ 2010.07.13 14:14:39 ] Kalumleiba12 > as i have beent here with the ninja
[ 2010.07.13 14:14:46 ] Kalumleiba12 > and hopeing for them to fireback
[ 2010.07.13 14:14:57 ] Kalumleiba12 > i was just a bit thirsty
[ 2010.07.13 14:15:07 ] Clantyn > one should learn to control such urges
[ 2010.07.13 14:15:19 ] Kalumleiba12 > been in privs interimo etc losing dont really hurt me tbh
[ 2010.07.13 14:15:22 ] Kalumleiba12 > i agree
[ 2010.07.13 14:15:26 ] Kalumleiba12 > a bad habit i have

[ 2010.07.13 14:25:59 ] Clantyn > Hope you enjoyed your stay in Agrallarier. Do come back. :D
[ 2010.07.13 14:26:10 ] Kalumleiba12 > lol
[ 2010.07.13 14:26:17 ] Kalumleiba12 > ill try too
[ 2010.07.13 14:26:23 ] Kalumleiba12 > your presence may repel me

[ 2010.07.13 14:34:38 ] Kalumleiba12 > onyl reason i was going to stay on station last night
[ 2010.07.13 14:34:44 ] Kalumleiba12 > was because i knew all of your reppers
[ 2010.07.13 14:34:49 ] Kalumleiba12 > your out of corp reppers
[ 2010.07.13 14:35:25 ] Clantyn > I actually had more on tap if I needed them
[ 2010.07.13 14:35:34 ] Kalumleiba12 > lol
[ 2010.07.13 14:35:40 ] Kalumleiba12 > i expected
[ 2010.07.13 14:36:06 ] Clantyn > I’m the oddity of my corp in that they mostly prefer can flipping and straight war decs and I crash missions
[ 2010.07.13 14:36:08 ] Kalumleiba12 > because i knew you wotn of be such brave to engage me in a lonely cane
[ 2010.07.13 14:36:14 ] Kalumleiba12 > it would have gone down quick
[ 2010.07.13 14:36:22 ] Clantyn > i’ve killed a domi 1v1 before in that same cane

[ 2010.07.13 14:51:49 ] Kalumleiba12 > one ship i hate
[ 2010.07.13 14:51:53 ] Kalumleiba12 > is the harbinger
[ 2010.07.13 14:52:16 ] Clantyn > eh I killed one yesterday
[ 2010.07.13 14:52:20 ] Clantyn > was flown well too
[ 2010.07.13 14:52:53 ] Kalumleiba12 > only reason i hate them
[ 2010.07.13 14:53:08 ] Kalumleiba12 > is because iv lost 4 istars to harbs alone
[ 2010.07.13 14:53:15 ] Kalumleiba12 > but beause they had help
[ 2010.07.13 14:53:17 ] Kalumleiba12 > always
[ 2010.07.13 14:55:18 ] Clantyn > well yeah
[ 2010.07.13 14:55:35 ] Clantyn > that was the first hard lesson I learned in this game, people always have help, plan on it
[ 2010.07.13 14:55:51 ] Kalumleiba12 > yeah
[ 2010.07.13 14:56:49 ] Kalumleiba12 > even tho i know that
[ 2010.07.13 14:57:05 ] Kalumleiba12 > i still get thirsty and still engagewhihc is a bad habit i must stop

Yep, it’s been quiet ’round here, but we aren’t dead by a longshot. Much of Jerks have been doing their own thing for the past little while, a few of us are into infiltration…

So… Heist #2. Bit more successful.

So I log into my infiltration alt this morning, and a bunch of the corp members are yapping about a Drake fit that’s absolutely horrid, and I completely rip on it and him. Granted, I was a bit harsh and all, but people need to learn. For the record, it was a full T1 drake. Not even best named. Here is the convo. Names have been changed to avoid my alt getting compromised. :)

[ 2010.07.11 21:36:14 ] Infil Alt > Again, respec best named T1 if you must
[ 2010.07.11 21:37:04 ] Infil Alt > All I’ve seen coming out of this corp every time someone links something are completely fail fits. Like, for example. Explain this Raven.

//The Raven linked is a raven with Heavy Launchers and Tachyon Beams one of the directors had posted before.//

[ 2010.07.11 21:38:00 ] idiot 1 > idiot 1′s Drake
[ 2010.07.11 21:38:26 ] Infil Alt > That’s decent.
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:07 ] idiot 2 > I CANT USE TECH 2 CRAP do you not understand english!!!!
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:15 ] Infil Alt > Infil Alt > Again, respec best named T1 if you must
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:50 ] Infil Alt > Read what I type.
[ 2010.07.11 21:40:55 ] Idiot 3 > I don’t like Infil Alt at this point… even if right, he’s a jerk about it
[ 2010.07.11 21:40:59 ] director > join ts grrr
[ 2010.07.11 21:41:30 ] Infil Alt > Lol. Aww. You hurt my feelings.
[ 2010.07.11 21:41:47 ] Idiot 3 > yeah, i don’t like him… how do we get rid of him?
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:03 ] Infil Alt > Lol, I’m only an asshole to people that don’t listen to what I say the first time
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:24 ] Idiot 3 > So you’re an asshole to anyone with a different opinion
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:25 ] Idiot 3 > thats mature
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:52 ] Infil Alt > No. Again read what I type
[ 2010.07.11 21:43:17 ] Infil Alt > To people who don’t listen the first time.
[ 2010.07.11 21:43:48 ] Idiot 3 > I’m pretty sure everyone can READ what you WROTE the first time…. heck the probably read it a few times
[ 2010.07.11 21:44:09 ] Idiot 3 > they just don’t agree with you or are unable to fit the loadout you suggest at this time
[ 2010.07.11 21:44:39 ] Infil Alt > Which is why you look at a T2 fit, respec the mods for BEST NAMED T1 and switch to the T2 ones as you get the skills ASAP.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:08 ] idiot 2 > thats when you POST T1 NAMED FIT!!!
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:15 ] Infil Alt > Negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:24 ] Infil Alt > Because then people don’t know what to train for.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:40 ] idiot 2 > i know what to train for
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:48 ] idiot 2 > but for now i need T1
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:49 ] Idiot 3 > I vote Infil Alt off the island
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:55 ] idiot 2 > ok
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:09 ] Infil Alt > Lol, what, because I’m right? Suck it up dude.
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:42 ] idiot 2 > right??
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:52 ] idiot 2 > no your just an ass who doesnt listen
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:15 ] Infil Alt > I read everything you say. And all I hear is a noob that doesn’t understand the game.
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:23 ] Idiot 3 > I don;’t care if you’re right, I already wrote that. See above ↑↑↑
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:25 ] idiot 2 > i said that i need a T1 FIT FOR A “DRAKE”
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:36 ] Infil Alt > So fit it lol.
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:40 ] idiot 2 > NOT A T2
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:57 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt is too busy trying to make himself sound smug that he forgets to explain himself
[ 2010.07.11 21:48:01 ] Infil Alt > Are you incapable of looking at a T2 fit and checking the market for the best named alternative of the modules?
[ 2010.07.11 21:48:52 ] idiot 2 > Are you incable of posting a T1 FIT????
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:03 ] Infil Alt > No. It’s just too time consuming. What’s the problem with looking at the market? I think the main problem is that you don’t know how to fit things yourself and rely on others to tell you what to do.
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:14 ] idiot 2 > Is it soo hard to post a T1 fitting?
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:33 ] Infil Alt > Nobody who knows what they’re doing flies a T1 drake.
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:37 ] Idiot 3 > “Time consuming…. the time could have spent instead of argueing? thats good
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:55 ] idiot 2 > I can fit it but people complain so ask ask people to post thiers so i have an idea
[ 2010.07.11 21:51:31 ] Infil Alt > If people complain about your fits then you _do not_ know how to fit things.
[ 2010.07.11 21:51:42 ] idiot 2 > you were new at EVE at one point aswell dont forget that…
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:14 ] Infil Alt > Yes, granted. But a month or so in I figured out how to pick my modules.
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:22 ] idiot 2 > If you think your soo ggood go live in 0.0
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:28 ] Infil Alt > I did dude.
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:48 ] idiot 2 > then why are you in ghesis???
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:02 ] Infil Alt > My main lived in 0.0. Alliance called Vangaurd.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:07 ] Infil Alt > I have 3 accounts.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:18 ] Idiot 3 > probably an asshole on each one too lol
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:23 ] Infil Alt > Negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:36 ] Idiot 3 > Psitive like aids in your mom
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:41 ] Infil Alt > ?
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:45 ] Infil Alt > Where’d that come from?
[ 2010.07.11 21:54:02 ] Infil Alt > Isn’t that the kinda insult you hear from a 13 year old on Counter Strike?
[ 2010.07.11 21:54:03 ] Idiot 3 > Probably a spider monkey…
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:01 ] Infil Alt > What?
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:05 ] idiot 2 > by the way your talking Infil Alt you sound like a fuckin 9 year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:14 ] Idiot 3 > Agreed
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:17 ] Infil Alt > ? From the way I’m talking?
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:23 ] Idiot 3 > yup
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:26 ] Infil Alt > Explain.
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:31 ] idiot 2 > yes and a kid who always got his way
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:31 ] Idiot 3 > sheesh can’t read that the first time
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:40 ] Idiot 3 > read slowly and sound out the words to yourself
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:57 ] Infil Alt > Lol. What do 9 year olds do that I do hmm?
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:11 ] idiot 2 > complain about everything
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:25 ] Idiot 3 > not much of a team player
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:28 ] Infil Alt > Negative. I only complain about stupid shit that needs to get complained about.
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:34 ] idiot 2 > and tell people to do something so that you dont have to do it
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:44 ] Infil Alt > Lol.
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:48 ] idiot 2 > thats what 9 year olds do
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:54 ] Infil Alt > Again, negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:20 ] Infil Alt > Look, you wanted a T1 drake. I’m trying to save you a ship here. You go into a mission, you get scrammed, you die in a T1 drake.
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:24 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt you’re not in the military, plus if you were cut the bs you’re a nine year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:39 ] Infil Alt > And how old are you sir?
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:43 ] Idiot 3 > 26
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:05 ] Infil Alt > But you both talk like you’re 13 or so.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:18 ] Infil Alt > Going back the the “your mom” jokes for one thing.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:26 ] Infil Alt > Reminds me of kids on Xbox Live.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:28 ] Idiot 3 > I don’t think Idiot 2 is talking like a 13 year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:37 ] idiot 2 > I HATE complainers and litlle bitches
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:37 ] Idiot 3 > maybe you should go play that then
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:47 ] Infil Alt > No, because you talk like he does, therefore you think he’s the same age as you.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:03 ] Infil Alt > idiot 2 > I HATE complainers and litlle bitchesThen fit your shit right.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:21 ] idiot 2 > THEN STOP COMPLAINING
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:31 ] Infil Alt > If you fit things right I would.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:34 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt so why does the fits you post have negative rankings on battleclinic?
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:44 ] Infil Alt > Because it was a T1
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:09 ] Infil Alt > andy T1 drake on BC will get negative ratings because people DO NOT use a T1 Drake. EVER
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:19 ] idiot 2 > NO IT ISNT IT HAS T2 CRAP ON IT
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:29 ] Infil Alt > Yes, but much of it is T1
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:35 ] Infil Alt > look at the lowslots
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:43 ] Idiot 3 > For the record I think my piss went the farthest
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:48 ] Infil Alt > Lol.
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:53 ] idiot 2 > what about the high slots and the med?
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:59 ] Infil Alt > Doesn’t matter
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:00 ] idiot 2 > thier T2
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:09 ] idiot 2 > YES IT DOES
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:16 ] Infil Alt > On a drake, if there is like 1 T1 modules, people will give it negative ratings.
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:39 ] Infil Alt > This is why I fit my own ships and don’t bother asking other people.
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:41 ] idiot 2 > maybe you need a life
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:51 ] idiot 2 > I have one
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:53 ] Infil Alt > Explain that last comment.
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:11 ] idiot 2 > im not planning on playing eve forever
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:15 ] Idiot 3 > I’m watching snakes on a plane. this conversation is perfect for it
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:26 ] idiot 2 > and im not going to spend about $200 a year for this
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:36 ] Infil Alt > Explain how having a life impacts this discussion?
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:51 ] Infil Alt > idiot 2 > and im not going to spend about $200 a year for thisSo do everyone a favor and quit EVE now.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:04 ] idiot 2 > you first
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:14 ] idiot 2 > you have 3 paid accounts
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:14 ] Infil Alt > But I don’t fail at this game.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] Infil Alt > No I do not.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] Idiot 3 > Is anyone rage quits someone needs to give me all their stuff
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] idiot 2 > yeah well niether do i
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:43 ] Infil Alt > I pay for my accounts via PLEX. All 3 of them.
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:09 ] idiot 2 > whatever
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:12 ] Infil Alt > lol
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:14 ] Idiot 3 > CCCCCCONVO CHANGER: Arent the new changes to plex awesome!
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:22 ] idiot 2 > im just gonna stop now
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:35 ] Infil Alt > Yes, it means I can kill retards that have a ton of plex in their shuttles’ hold.
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:51 ] Idiot 3 > That would make my day to kill someone and find a plex!
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:20 ] Infil Alt > AFK for a bit. :) Troll successful apparently.someone in my main’s corp popped a shuttle and all 3 plex dropped.
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:37 ] Idiot 3 > WOW
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:48 ] Idiot 3 > I applaud that
[ 2010.07.11 22:06:11 ] Idiot 3 > Its gotta be the most expensive small item right?

//Umm no…… There are faction mods worth more than a PLEX.//

So, from that convo, it got a couple pissed off enough at me to complain to the directors of the corp, and I found out a little later that I had a few roles removed as a result of it.

After finding out that some key roles had been removed, I checked on what I did have. Apparently they took away a couple pos roles, so I couldn’t cart the whole thing off as I planned, but I still had access to pretty much everything else.

After a bit of decision making in TNA chat, I warped my Orca alt’s pod over to the POS system, way off in Amarr space, and positioned him at the shield.

I had taken a look at the corp hangars before at the POS and knew what I’d probably get, so I wasn’t surprised to see two Orcas and a Nighthawk. I launched the first Orca, and started bumping it with my stabber (the 100mn ab stabber Meccros suggested works rather well :P). After 3 or 4 half ass bumps, the ship was out of the POS shield, and my alt had boarded it.

As I launched and started bumping the nighthawk away from the POS, I took a look at my new Orca. Well holy shit… The thing was T2 fitted and rigged, and had a 100mn Republic Fleet AB. Inside it were two Claw Interceptors. :) My main had actually been needing once recently, so score. :)

I warped back to base with both of my characters, leaving the Orca at base and warping the alt back to the POS, and thieved everything I could from the corp hangar with my infil alt. This included some 80 million trit, 12000 Zydrine (worth a nice amount of ISK), and about 30 BPC’s for some random T1 / T2 modules. Among them, I had to gawk for a second, because I found myself a large ship assembly array  BPO (which I had heard them talking about buying this very morning, worth about 100m), and…… a Drake BPO, worth about 375m.

After looting all of that, I undocked in the Stabber again, and warped back to the POS.

I launched the second Orca, and proceeded to bump it as I had before. As it was just clearing the POS shield, the corp CEO warps in to the POS, presumably he needed ammo or something, because I knew he was on a group L4 mission with the rest of the bears.. I looked in corp chat as my alt boarded my second new Orca just long enough to see this:

[ 2010.07.11 23:52:11 ] Corp CEO> Umm, wtf are u doing

I sped off with my infil alt, and docked him, closing his client, looking forward to the many mailtears that should await me when I check back after my roles have dropped. As my Orca alt sat there with the CEO a few km off, I took a look over this Orca. Also T2 rigged and fitted! But no faction this time :( But there was more in store. :P

I opened cargo to see a bunch of random T2 mods, and about 30k T2 missiles, presumably for the CEO’s Nighthawk, which I had nicked as well. But the real prize was the ship maint, array. I opened it up, and had to open it again to make sure it wasn’t a bug. Inside the ship array was a Proteus, and a Loki. I knew the corp had T3 assets, but I thought they were always piloted. I guess not! From the conversations I overheard in corp, I guess them to be each worth around 500m (cheap bears fit cheaply).

I docked the second Orca up right away, as to avoid a suicide attempt, and started counting the shinies. :)

So my final tally is:

2x T2 fit and rigged orcas, one with faction AB.

2.3 BILLION ISK.

Various T1 and T2 mods, and assets:

200 million ISK.

Fully fitted Nighthawk:

270 million ISK.

Two fitted T3 ship:

Approx 1 BILLION ISK.

Final count:

3.77 BILLION ISK.

Not bad for a month’s work, I’d say.

I’ll add pictures later, if and when I feel like Photoshopping all the fun informational my_alt_will_never_infil_again bits, and I’ll add tears if / when I get them. But for now, I think this is decent. :) Much better than the original Orca Heist. I seem to have a pattern of involving an Orca or two every time I rip someone off… Let’s see if I can’t keep that going.