I was up early on a Saturday, hunting for mission runners to annoy and pew. A Hyperion pilot by the name of Sergey201 of Air Space [AIRSE] decides that enough is enough with my looting and opens fire. Off I go to get the Abaddon.
There’s no problem getting a point on him and slowly knocking off his armor while I wait for the neut to cap him out. A few moments later an Apocalypse from the same corporate shows up. Ok, I think, this will be a little more challenging but I have a good chance of getting two battleships for one. The Apoc starts opening fire at me from range. The Hyperion continues to go down.
Then things get really bad. In rapid order a Tengu and a Vagabond appear on grid. OH FUCK. With the align time of my fat-ass battleship being in the tens of seconds, I assume there is no time to warp off before I am pointed. If I’m going to go down, I’m taking the Hyperion with me, so I overheat my lasers and keep pounding on him. The Vagabond and Tengu are now inside point range, and firing on me. With some shock I realize there are no points on me. NONE OF THEM HAVE POINTS!
With Hyperion going into structure, I align toward a station. My armor is almost gone from all the combined fire. The Hyperion pops and I immediately warp off to the station. Then I realize I can’t dock because of recent aggression. I furiously mash the dock button as the Vagabond, Tengu and Apoc arrive and resume firing on me. With my armor gone and structure damage starting, I finally dock.
Then all hell breaks lose in local, full of Russian tears. The Russian text has been translated via google translate and some is edited out for space saving. I started sending them Russian back. Translated comments are indicated with a *. The tears are DELICIOUS.
[ 2010.02.27 13:42:29 ] Khalia Nestune > seriously
[ 2010.02.27 13:42:32 ] Khalia Nestune > not ONE of you had a point
[ 2010.02.27 13:42:35 ] Khalia Nestune > Really?!
[ 2010.02.27 13:44:05 ] Khalia Nestune > and your hype pilot ragelogged
[ 2010.02.27 13:44:07 ] Khalia Nestune > loved it
[ 2010.02.27 13:49:19 ] Khalia Nestune > http://tears.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1133637
[ 2010.02.27 13:49:48 ] Khalia Nestune > ^ These guys brought an Apoc, a Tengu and a Vagabond to the part. None with points. And failed to kill me before I killed the Hype and warped.
[ 2010.02.27 13:49:50 ] Khalia Nestune > EPIC FAIL
[ 2010.02.27 13:50:08 ] StarsDevourer > Leave time you it you like
[ 2010.02.27 13:50:35 ] Khalia Nestune > your russian-english translation program sucks, get a new one
[ 2010.02.27 13:51:47 ] StarsDevourer > At us though such is
[ 2010.02.27 13:53:04 ] Slavyn > Khalia Nestune you fagot I’ll break those ass bitch *
[ 2010.02.27 13:54:04 ] Slavyn > 1 на 1 (comment: 1v1 request?)
[ 2010.02.27 13:54:19 ] Stimwolir > Khalia Nestune go to hell
[ 2010.02.27 13:54:45 ] Khalia Nestune> No, you fool, not me. I do not know, to 1 against 1 =) *
[ 2010.02.27 13:54:51 ] Khalia Nestune > haha you suck so much
[ 2010.02.27 13:55:33 ] Sergey201 > i am kill you Khalia Nestune
[ 2010.02.27 13:56:07 ] Khalia Nestune > Sergey201: yeah? how? =)
[ 2010.02.27 13:56:40 ] Maximax2000 > let’s go logisticians
[ 2010.02.27 13:57:11 ] Khalia Nestune > yes, please,. bring your logistics ships
[ 2010.02.27 13:57:14 ] Khalia Nestune > while I ignore you
[ 2010.02.27 14:02:20 ] Stimwolir > Khalia Nestune Your stupid and dumb * (was sent in Japanese)
[ 2010.02.27 14:02:44 ] Khalia Nestune > japanese now? really?
[ 2010.02.27 14:03:46 ] Khalia Nestune > did you lose a ship? is sad =)
[ 2010.02.27 14:03:59 ] Supreme Dragon > Khalia Nestune as evidenced in some low:))) *
[ 2010.02.27 14:04:26 ] Sergey201 > Khalia Nestune i am kill you later !!!!
[ 2010.02.27 14:04:30 ] Khalia Nestune > what the fuck does “as evidenced in some low” mean
[ 2010.02.27 14:05:06 ] Khalia Nestune > Sergey201 no you are not !!!!
[ 2010.02.27 14:05:23 ] Sergey201 > Khalia Nestune and русскии normally write ebuchy fag! * (google translate fails on erage?)
[ 2010.02.27 14:06:11 ] Khalia Nestune > Your tears fuel my ship *
[ 2010.02.27 14:06:57 ] Sergey201 > fag mouth shut *
[ 2010.02.27 14:07:30 ] Khalia Nestune > even through google translate this is hillarious
[ 2010.02.27 14:08:30 ] Supreme Dragon> Agra, he has served: ((( *
[ 2010.02.27 14:08:34 ] Sergey201> so kankord will *
[ 2010.02.27 14:09:10 ] RUSN0RD> Young Corporation «Judges of Anarchy» invites adequate Russian pilots to join its ranks. Activity: Hunt sleeper, Hunt NPC in impe, PVP, Mining high-ores in VormHolah. *
[ 2010.02.27 14:09:34 ] Khalia Nestune > ROFL
[ 2010.02.27 14:09:37 ] Khalia Nestune > OMG LOL
[ 2010.02.27 14:09:51 ] Khalia Nestune > RUSNORD: I owe you a beer for that
[ 2010.02.27 14:11:16 ] Khalia Nestune > hehe adaquate
[ 2010.02.27 14:11:33 ] Sergey201 > Khalia Nestune fuck you
By now agro is over and I’ve gone outside in the abaddon to repair armor. They drop a can, target me and buzz around like angry but impotent bees. They eventually give up and warp away.
[ 2010.02.27 14:11:40 ] Khalia Nestune > no u
[ 2010.02.27 14:11:49 ] Khalia Nestune > please, go ahead shoot me, concord will love this
[ 2010.02.27 14:13:15 ] Khalia Nestune > SHOOT
[ 2010.02.27 14:13:17 ] Khalia Nestune > SHOOOOOOT
[ 2010.02.27 14:13:25 ] Khalia Nestune > Are you men?
[ 2010.02.27 14:13:27 ] Khalia Nestune > OPEN FIRE
[ 2010.02.27 14:13:36 ] Slavyn> suction *
[ 2010.02.27 14:14:07 ] Slavyn> you 1 *
[ 2010.02.27 14:14:24 ] Khalia Nestune> NO U
[ 2010.02.27 14:14:26 ] Supreme Dragon> container are you? *
[ 2010.02.27 14:14:43 ] Slavyn> you who *
[ 2010.02.27 14:14:49 ] Sergey201> he *
[ 2010.02.27 14:15:39 ] Supreme Dragon> or a coward? *
[ 2010.02.27 14:16:17 ] Khalia Nestune> no, not stupid =)
[ 2010.02.27 14:16:27 ] Khalia Nestune> you want a fight? you shoot
[ 2010.02.27 14:16:28 ] Khalia Nestune> please
[ 2010.02.27 14:16:37 ] Khalia Nestune> I’m just repairing
[ 2010.02.27 14:18:17 ] Khalia Nestune > bye!